I have better things to do, but...

... I'm going to post some stuff I found anyway...
In the Telegraph we read about the army pilot who delivered pizza in his helicoptor:

An army pilot has been reprimanded after he used his helicopter to deliver a pizza to his girlfriend.
The lieutenant decided to make the romantic gesture when he realised that a routine flight would take him over where the woman, a cadet at Sandhurst, was involved in military manoeuvres.
But the 25-year-old pilot inadvertently landed the £3 million Lynx helicopter near Sandhurst's commandant, Major General Andrew Ritchie, who was conducting a surprise field inspection.

Mmmmm... Pizza... Just the thing to think about to make a day of fasting a real penance...
Here's an interesting tale of romance from the days of the English Civil War.